The Abbey Players are pleased to present the play, The Internet is Distract—OH LOOK A KITTEN!, this weekend, May 14-16,  in the auditorium. Zoey Bartley '23, Ella Howlett '21, Rebecca Li '24, Alexia Lyu '22, and Lily Sones '21 (along with a few surprise guests), play a variety of characters who inhabit the internet.

Micah (Ella Howlett '21) only has forty-five minutes to finish her paper on The Great Gatsby. She just needs to check a few facts on the internet first. Unfortunately, the web is a nefariously wacky place where boxing cats, Russian spies, and competitive streaming services threaten to take over Micah's schoolwork, or worse. Will she finish her paper and escape with her life before the school bell rings? This new play by Ian McWethy is a high-octane comedy that explores the rabbit hole of distraction we all go down every time we go online.

The show is one hour and thirty minutes with no intermission (snacks will be provided!). The performance schedule is as follows:

Friday, May 14, at 7:00 for Form VI & Administrators

Saturday, May 15, at 2:00 for Form VI Advisors, faculty, staff, parents, students who can't attend another date

Saturday, May 15, at 7:00 for Form V & Form V Advisors

Sunday, May 16, at 2:00 for Form III & Form III Advisors

Sunday, May 16, at 7:00 for Form IV & Form IV Advisors

We look forward to seeing you there!